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i came home after a grueling workout session, i was thirsty so i plugged in the key to open the door and swung it to one side and i saw her. i stared at her mesmerized before gaining conscience and i was in the state of shock as soon as i realized that it was her in front of my eyes. i couldn’t believe it. i got confused, how did she get in? the door was locked behind me, no one opened it before me as anup was in office and sayuj was sleeping in the bedroom.

to the best of my surprise she was there lying down in front of my eyes. i couldn’t decide if i should hate her for this or simple adore her to be gutsy enough to break herself in. i wouldn’t hide that i was mesmerized, astonished and surprised. how in the heavens it could have happened? how could she close the door from outside and lock it? how could she know that i keep the key in the window of my house?

but there she was defeating me in my usual habit of avoiding tress-passers. she looked at me and gave me that look; like she was trying to say “see dude, i am here. duh!” she started to walk down, swaying herself to the best of her abilities. obviously my eyes started to follow her.

meanwhile i was wondering how in the heavens she managed to stay in such hot environment in such a closed cage. normally, it stays cold but today there was no power and when you shut the door as it often stays; there is very little or almost negligible cross ventilation.

i didn’t know what to do, so i picked up my mobile from the bedroom and started to search anup’s phone number to dial. i wanted to call him and check with him, what should i do? he is much more experienced guy despite he is younger to me. his advice would surely had helped but i knew that he was busy in office and may be he won’t have time to teach me such silly stuff over the phone on such short notice.

suddenly, i realized that she wasn’t alone. she had company. trust me i was terrified. i didn’t know what would i do. in black she was looking damn gorgeous and attractive. i knew i can’t feel in such way for her, it will only give her confidence to break in again and again and my life would be ruined.

to be true, i couldn’t have imagined such day even in dream when i will see her inside, that too not alone. she had company and by the looks it felt like it was her cousin sister. i wanted to ask “what in the hell are you doing in here?” but it felt so inappropriate,  it was obvious she came looking for sweetness or the flash.

i always knew that it’s her weakness and that she does look for it every time she gets an opportunity to be around me, she knows my sweet quotient better than anyone else. you know that i really got a sweet tooth, right?  though, I avoid sweet these days, so was she after the flash. i have heard stories of her going insane over flash and sometimes i have witnessed it myself. in short, i know her lust for the flash as well.

knowing all this, it was unusual for her to get in unannounced that too not alone. a thought came to my mind to kill her with her companion and eat them. i quickly discarded it. i can’t be so mean and moreover if she bites me, i would be a gone case – totally. i know it’s effects, have felt them quite a few times. it’s a sweet pain, which is equally lovable. everyone likes it but stays away to prevent it. as it can really give you some disease, if your skin is too sensitive.

finally i poured some water over them to make them uncomfortable and make them leave the spot they were lying down and swiped her out with her companion and moved on to take shower.

whatever happened in between is history and mystery. so let it be that way and let me know how did you find it?

p.s. : i guess this is the most humorous post after my old post on my first kiss. now let me reveal something. it was a black-ant in the refrigerator which might walked into it with another one following the fragrance of the non-veg i made as there was no sweets in the fridge. i was surprised to see her in there and this story immediately came to my mind.

hope you liked it and i would appreciate if leave you honest comment what did you think of the incident narrated before you read the post-script. i discussed with atul to name this post with an appropriate topic. we couldn’t reach to a conclusion so like shakespeare did we leave this to you to give a name to this post. though we agreed upon the actual topic for the post, that was “the man who stares at ants” but discarded it as it might have spoiled the reading.